In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."