Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"