Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
Most humbling moment: "When my seven year old daughter told me family was more important than money."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."