Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."