In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."