In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."