If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
Most humbling moment: "Dangling by a rope wrapped once around my wrist, 100 ft. in the air, from a hot air balloon."