More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."