Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Eating the next great meal of my life in Tokyo."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."