If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."