Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."