Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."