The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."