If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."