More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."