If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."