More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Why you should get to know me: "I love my Mom."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."