Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."