Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I can play the blues in any key, appreciate the symphony, and know at least two salsa dancing moves."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Most humbling moment: "My first yoga class."