Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "When my seven year old daughter told me family was more important than money."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I want to go to Japan and see if the sushi is really any better there."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."