Why you should get to know me: "I am much more than I appear. Not a - surface - girl."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."