The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."