In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."