Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."