Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."