More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."