More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
The five items I can't live without: "Friends, portable music, inline skates,
hiking boots, cameras."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."