The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Ski mountaineering in Alaska, or in a jazz club in New Orleans."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."