Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."