More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."