Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."