Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."