Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."