Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."