The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."