If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Most humbling moment: "Dangling by a rope wrapped once around my wrist, 100 ft. in the air, from a hot air balloon."