Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."