In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."