The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."