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I'm a musician in a city planner's suit who is going to get himself killed someday for admonishing idiots who throw trash from their cars and those who won't let people out of subway cars first. I'm allergic to bad music and incurious people. I consider rampant political correctness equally unattractive as closed-mindedness. As any discerning denizen knows, "there's a thin line between clever and stupid". I'm an anal retentive New Yorker reader with a fondness for, among many things, songwriting, running, architecture, literature, baseball, turtles, bees and Syd Barrett. I will make you laugh and I tend to write catchy jingles for people in my life. I've just recorded one about my turtle, Rocket. She is not amused.
My Ideal Person:
Attempting to describe what I'm looking for in a partner is like trying to dance to architecture (I stole that), or better yet, coming up with a technical definition of pornography: I know it when I see it. (Stole that too). But I figure as long as we're all exposing ourselves to this human sushi menu with pictures, I won't waste time trying to dance or define. Sometimes we get lucky; we find someone that gets us and it's mutual.
The last great book I read Hmmm...great is the operative word. Gotham: History of New York is a 10 year project. But it's sooo good. I just finished Tender is the Night, Life and Death of Great American Cities and Silent Spring.
My most humbling moment Receiving two rejection letters from UCal Berkeley. Evidently they didn't think I got the message the first time.
Favorite on-screen sex scene Dumb
The celebrity I resemble the most I've been getting Al Roker a lot recently, that and Star Jones. Must be the gastric bypass surgery.
If I could be anywhere right now like, exactly right now? Certainly not at work...but existentially speaking, I'm relatively happy right where I am.
Five items I can't live without Coffee, my acoustic guitar, a pen, the latest issue of the New Yorker and some semblance of sanity.
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier. Jackie O is sexy, Karen O is sexier.
In my bedroom one will find... A seemingly disorderly scene. Seemingly being the operative word.
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